"King of Art 5 (sketch)"

One part inspiration
Ninety-nine parts me
If you want to make art history
That's how you should be

I got a stream of consciousness
Which gushes over banks
It sends me running
For my scuba tanks

I'm always forward facin'
Racin' and outpacin'
The art stars who've
Gotten too complacent

Forgot to mention this credential
It's really quite essential
I am the King
The King of Existential

I get nominated
For prestigious prizes
If you're gonna challenge me
Please realize this

My stretchers are straighter
My linen is tighter
The glow of my primer Is brighter

The works I make
Stop viewers in their tracks
They try to separate
The myths from the facts

My gestures are fast
My contours are slow
My aquarelles know
Just how to flow

I'm the King of the Stable
The artist most able
I bring buyers
To the table

I inspire the desire
To bid and acquire
No living artist's prices
Have gone higher

Sometimes critics speak
On behalf of humble masses
They say "I could do that"
But they don't get off their asses

So I bought an original
Thomas Kincaid
I opened up some Krylon
And I sprayed